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Hiding Place Fail

So these guys were going on a robbery spree in Ohio when the police finally caught up to them. One of these masterminds hid in a dryer.

Then his cell phone rang. Loudly.

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Emergency? Really?

This jackass in Florida went into a Mickey Ds and ordered a 10-piece McNugget combo. Problem: this restaurant had run out of McNuggets. Since store policy does not allow refunds, they offered to replace her meal with something else.

She called 911. Three times.

Actual quote from one of the 911 calls: "This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one."

Epic fail.

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In a small town in Oregon, three 1990s green Ford Escorts have been set on fire in the last two weeks. Apparently a serial arsonists is targeting green 90s Escorts.

A police spokesman was quoted as saying "I think this person really doesn't like Ford Escorts." Well, that narrows the suspect pool a lot. Can you name someone who does?

WTF

This is, without a doubt, the stupidest product idea ever: a potty training aid called Poopy Time Fun Shapes.

You know how pastry decorators work? You put on a shaped tip and create a whimsically shaped frosting decoration or small pastry? Well, this is pretty much the same thing--but with feces.

Seriously. Here it is: http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fail-owned-poop-shape-fail.jpg?w=455&h=500.

Good God, what is wrong with you people?

This is Useful Knowledge

A three-year study by an Austrian scientist finally revealed the greatest mystery of our time: belly button lint is actually caused by the collection of fibers from cotton shirts by hair around the navel. Glad we know that.

Oh yeah, and he published a journal article about it that's selling for $31.50. I'd like to suggest that anyone who pays for the full text should not be allowed to breed.

You've Been Topped, Michael Phelps

This bong scandal makes Michael Phelps look like an amateur.

A Nebraska man faces animal cruelty charges. Here's why: his cat was very temperamental. And he didn't want to deal with this annoying cat. So what to do, what to do. Stuff it in a bong?

Yes, that's what this moron did. He wanted the cat to chill out, so he stuck it in a bong.