Wednesday, March 4, 2009

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In a small town in Oregon, three 1990s green Ford Escorts have been set on fire in the last two weeks. Apparently a serial arsonists is targeting green 90s Escorts.

A police spokesman was quoted as saying "I think this person really doesn't like Ford Escorts." Well, that narrows the suspect pool a lot. Can you name someone who does?

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