How Not to Use Industrial Equipment

Two factory workers in Russia were screwing around with the pneumatic hose designed to power things like drills, nail guns, etc. They dusted each other's clothes, and eventually one of them dropped his pants and saw what the air hose would feel like on his genitals. He enjoyed it so much that he thought it would be funny to get some epic body gas by pumping his colon full of air. He set the pressure for six atmospheres.

Anyone know how this ends?

Six atmospheres of pressure was sufficient to rupture the man's entire large intestine. If it had happened in an operating theater, it would have been impossible to save him. Another Darwin Award winner.