If You Get Away...

In Brooklyn, a man stole two bottles of liquor at knifepoint and fled to a nearby apartment. Police followed the thief, and arrested the man who opened the door of the apartment.

Sadly, this was not the robber.

Less sadly, the real robber leaned out the window as the police hauled his neighbor away and screamed, "You've got the wrong guy, morons! It was me!"

Now they've got the right guy.