You May Have a Drinking Problem

This Texas man was an alcoholic. Unfortunately, a painful throat condition prevented him from drinking. So what was he to do? Well, take alcohol enemas, of course!

According to the man's wife, he did this on a regular basis. The problem is that, when you drink, you pass out when you've had too much so that you don't drink more and die. When you inject rectally, you pass out when your body has absorbed too much alcohol...but the alcohol you've injected in the time it took you to absorb that much is still in your cavity, being absorbed.

The autopsy revealed that the man had a BAC of .54. The embalming was practically done already.