How Stupid Can You Get?

So yesterday, this moron robbed a pharmacy. He didn't want money, but medication. The pharmacist attempted to stall by asking for the man's name and DOB, so he could "look up the prescription" (read "give the cops time to show up"). The cops didn't show up before the man took the drugs and ran. However, he did leave a pretty important clue: His ACTUAL NAME and DOB! Good God, what is wrong with you?